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With the financial markets already in a state of panic and the global recession
expected to worsen in 2009, we can ill afford to allow the financial institutions,
charities, and rich idiots that entrusted Bernard Madoff with their money to
go bust. As for the widespread contention that since Mr. Madoff committed fraud
he deserves to go to jail, do not think of Madoff as operating a ponzi scheme
so much as a Strong Armed Perception Fund (SAP Fund), and don't think of him
as breaking the law so much breaking new ground in the arena of fictitious
returns.
In short, there needs to be a new bailout effort entitled the Criminal Reprieve
Assistance Program (CRAP) to provide ingenious criminals like Madoff the tools
required to help kick start the faltering U.S. economy. By investing $100 billion
with Madoff so that he can start-up a new and improved SAP Fund and make current
clients whole, the CRAP would immediately help restore confidence in the marketplace.
Concurrent with the Madoff bailout pieces of CRAP could also be used to expedite
the release of jailed mortgage brokers so that they can help stabilize the
collapsing U.S. housing market by doing what they do best - underwriting crappy
mortgages.
What we have failed to learn time and time again is that the Madoffs' of
this world take risks that ordinary investors do not, and only when these criminals
amass enough capital and clout does the average investor stand to benefit.
If adopted the CRAP can effectively flush out the safety-crazed attitudes of
investors now taking root and allow unlawful innovation and the temporary perception
of wealth to flourish once again. It goes without saying that the only alternative
if the CRAP sinks and Madoff doesn't get bailed out is financial Armageddon,
millions of jobs losses, and another Great Depression.
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