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There
is suddenly a lot of interest in the idea that the federal government will
make holding gold illegal, an example of which is "Is the Confiscation of Gold
by Certain Central Banks Likely?" by Julian D. W. Phillips of GoldForecaster.com.
He reminds us that "in 1933 the US government banned the ownership of gold
by US citizens and purchased all but rare gold coins from the US public. They
did this, at $20 an ounce. Two years later they revalued gold to $35 an ounce,
a 75% revaluation" which instantly gave the government a lot of new, but still
100% gold-backed money to spend!
What a blatant, brazen theft! And nobody says anything! But let me take a
few bucks out of the employee pension fund, petty cash drawer or the coffee
jar, then it is some kind of "big deal" around here and everyone wants me to
get fired! What kind of crap is that, huh?
Anyway, so how much gold are we talking about? Well, the total amount of gold
above ground that you can put your hands on is estimated to be about 140,000
tonnes, which is approximately 90% of all of the gold that has ever been mined,
which is estimated to be 160,000 tonnes.
Added to that, there is an annual mine production of roughly 2,500 tonnes
of gold, but which is becoming harder and more costly to find and mine.
Perhaps it is all this talk of confiscation of gold that has Doug Hornig of
Casey Research's Gold & Resource Report commenting that when FDR made private
ownership of gold illegal in 1933, the dollar was on the gold standard and
thus 100% backed by gold.
The difference between then and now is that "we have long since abandoned
the gold standard, and Obama doesn't face FDR's constraints on monetary inflation" which
is (insert sound of trumpet fanfare) the winner of the coveted Mogambo Award
For The Understatement Of The Week (MAFTUOTW).
It wins for two reasons, the first being that is so terrifyingly true! There
are no constraints on the government getting the Federal Reserve to create
as many dollars as it, or anyone, needs or wants, and thus it is beyond ludicrous
to even compare the 1933 gold-backed dollar against the pathetic piece of almost-worthless
fiat money that the dollar has become, to which Mr. Hornig alludes when he
says that Obama has it easy, as "However much money is needed to finance his
New Deal Redux, he can have it. All he has to do is rev up the printing press
or turn an unlimited number of bits and bytes into electronic cash."
And he is, alas, absolutely right. Unlimited amounts of money can be created
just by asking for it. In fact, no one has ever disputed that fact, as it is
the whole reason behind having a fiat currency! Hahaha!
In relation to the prospects for a confiscation of gold, he asks, "Given
this kind of clout, what does he need gold for?" which is exactly right! If
you can print money to spend, why do you need gold to sell to get money to
spend? Hahaha!
Unfortunately for Mr. Hornig, he does not go on to the Mogambo Bonus Round
(MBR) because I must deduct points from his score since he is grammatically
incorrect to end a sentence with "for", as in his "need gold for?"
Instead the sentence should have properly read, "Given this kind of clout,
for what does he need gold?" which IS grammatically correct, so you can see
the crucial difference!
And perhaps it is this "correct grammar" thing that makes the colossal incompetence
of the Federal Reserve even more terrifying when adding that undertone of grammatical
precision to the nightmare that the Fed created so much money and credit that
it allowed the dollar to lose so much purchasing power since 1933 that gold
is now almost $1,000 per ounce, up from the $20-to-$35 per ounce rip-off that
financed the whole New Deal for a decade! Grrrr!
Of course, I would love to go on and on from there, waxing evermore contemptuously
lyrical and angrily ever-louder about why I despise the un-Constitutional,
un-holy Federal Reserve and everything it stands for, which is summed up in
the Mogambo Big Book Of Economic Stuff (MBBOES) as "Purposeful inflation in
money and credit by a central bank to create unprecedented amounts of debt
for unbelievable of amounts of consumption that inevitably leads to ruinous
inflation in consumer prices and ruinous deflation in asset prices such that
it destroys the entire economy, which will soon lead to many, many poignant
stories of ordinary men and women who, along with their doomed children, are
wandering around, dazed and lost, living under bridges and overpasses, calling
themselves Lost Children Of The Mogambo (LCOTM), forever bleating for pity
that they did not listen when he told them to buy gold because their government
was acting so insanely with fiscal and monetary policy, and now they are being
cruelly punished by persistent price increases against which these people can
only offer falling or stagnant nominal wages and collapsing real, inflation-adjusted
wages, devalued assets, vanished wealth and disappearing jobs, which means
a drastically falling standard of living until they are finally reduced to
eating lawn clippings and miscellaneous bugs while screaming for revenge, whereupon
the world then devolves into a dreary, post-Apocalyptic, dog-eat-dog world
where, once again, for the umpteenth time in history, we learn that the dogs
that eat well are going to be the ones who switched to gold when their governments
started wallowing in such fiscal and monetary lunacy, which is why you ought
to be out buying some more gold right now."
I would probably end the Predictable Mogambo Tirade (PMT) with something in
the vein of drawing an eerie parallel between the Fed creating too much money
and credit, which leads to disastrous, ruinous, murderous inflation in prices,
and the fact that the American government once gave smallpox-infected blankets
to the Indians, which seems so, so apropos, which deliciously rhymes so you
know it must be true.
Or maybe I would angrily relate how I, a normal, tax-paying citizen, call
the CIA and demand to know under the Freedom Of Information Act if they are
spying on me, or if any other jackbooted, government-Gestapo thugs are spying
on me or tampering with my stuff, such as messing with my dishwasher which,
after about 12 years of perfect performance, is now making this strange intermittent
groaning noise, like a belt slipping or something that goes rrrrRRRrrrrrRRRrrrrrr,
and then they put me on hold, and then they come back on the line and tell
me that nobody is spying on me, but you can tell from their voices that they
are lying.
Mr. Hornig is not sure that the CIA is out to get more or that a confiscation
of gold is in the cards, although "An argument can be made that the yellow
metal is still useful. It runs like this: Creating money out of thin air is
inflationary, and a large stash of gold, even if it doesn't officially back
anything, serves as a sort of counterweight. People around the world will have
greater confidence in your currency knowing that, as a last resort, you can
pay your bills in gold. And the more gold you have, the better."
Nevertheless, Mr. Hornig speaks for both of us when he says, "all things considered,
a modern-day gold confiscation is not high on our list of financial worries",
although he adds the caveat that "Never say never where government stupidity
is involved", which sums it up perfectly, making it almost unnecessary that
I jump up and yell, "Buy gold, silver and oil to save your worthless butt whenever
your own government is acting with fiscal and monetary stupidity, which they
are doing right now, which means" (insert musical soundtrack with heavy backbeat) "you
should be buying these things RIGHT NOW because investing is easy when you
KNOW HOW!"
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